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Cards: The Attackening!™ is quite possibly the best card-based game on this or any other Earth. Who made it? No one you’d know. (Us)

The plan is simple. Summon a cabal of universally renowned warriors known as The Attackeners and, utilizing their vast array of weapons, armor, and other cool things, seek to dominate friend and foe through the deadliest form of combat known to man: pictures on paper rectangles.

Created with ease-of-learning and FunTimes in mind, Cards: The Attackening! is a brilliantly addicting game sure to make you say, “Damn, son, this is better than [third party game name redacted]!”

Cards: The Attackening! features over 100 unique cards: Attackeners (aka heroes), Weapons, Armor, Pets, and more! The gameplay has roots in classic TCGs, but with a few notable modifications like rolling for damage/defense, a single deck for all players (which we call The Arsenal), and Twists of Fate, our signature addition to the genre. Twists of Fate either positively or negatively alter the gameplay on the Battlefield (or “kitchen table”).

No matter how you play, your enemies will pay!

Gameplay requires at least one six-sided die. You can use physical ones, of course, or leverage any one of a million free dice rollers online. Google will also do this for you!

Updated 22 days ago
Published 29 days ago
CategoryPhysical game
AuthorWanton Walrus
GenreCard Game
TagsKickstarter, print-and-play


Buy Now$10.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $10 USD. You will get access to the following files:

Cards The Attackening Print and Play.zip 64 MB


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Gonna have to wait until I can properly meet my friends to play it, but it seems like a great addition to our collection! I love the art :) Also, so many cards! (in a good way!!) Can't wait to learn how to be an absolute glass cannon at it. Thank you for the game <3 

Thanks very much! Hope you enjoy it. If you want to get a physical copy, they're also for sale at The Game Crafter.


The pixel art for the game cards is very cute!

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Thank you very much! Credit goes to Kyle Olson (@KyleOlsonmabob), whom we were fortunate to partner with after seeing some of his work online. He's a great artist and all around cool dude!